Ten best movie quotes of all time...

From the Police Captain in The Thin Blue Line, "your cock up, my arse."

Take it away Ernie, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Harry Potter

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang -

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

What we have here is a failure to communicate - Paul Newman - Coolhand Luke

What about train spotting

RENTON: People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

In that movie Trainspotting do you remember Scotland's worst toilet? Aaaaaarh

Highlander...
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day

Full Metal Jacket...
You best unfark yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels...
Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce

Life Of Brian...
Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!

Airplane...
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Blues Brothers...
Elwood (after being hit by Sister Mary Stigmata): Ow, you fat penguin

'eat my __s_y'Juliet Lewis
FROM DUSK TIL DAWN

“I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”
Jack Byrnes/Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents (2000)

"but most of all i miss my friend"

" you see this, it means not fucking welcome"

"you damm right i order the code red"

The 3 quotes above come from 3 films that have been a part of my life for quite a long time.This means i have watched them at least 40 times or more......

The 1st quote is from a film that would have won many Oscars had it not been released in the same year as one of the greatest films of all time.

the 2nd one is from a film that went basically straight to dvd and tv BUT its turned out to be quite a cult classic, it highlights many social issues and shows us the true acting skill of one of hollywoods finest.

The 3rd quote comes again from a movie cast of the highest order, and finally after much pussyfooting around those words are shouted out, taking the film to another level.

I know you will all know these movies, as i said for me they are part of my life.

Shaw shank Redemption
American History X
A few Good Men

At a push Shaw shank probably my best movie