How can it be

Berbatov the best player technically hahaha go and have another puff of that zol that you rolled up Greg. Arsenal do not buy top players. There top players all signed when they were 16/17/18/ Lotsa sides in the Premiership dont buy top players. Spurs have only been buying top players over the last 2 years and Fulham,Stoke and many more buy the so called left overs.

Scholes plays football?? he has kicked his way to the top. When he has the ball he is quality but without it he is shit. Giggs as I said is world class.

Yes and how many trophy's have Arseholes won in the last few years....:S:

They have not won a trophy for 5 years. But i think that it will change this year as they are in the Carling Cup Final, the one trophy that United won last season.

What's the difference between a female Manchester United Fan and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea.

Q: If you see a Manchester United Fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester United Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it ?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a Manchester United Fan?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What do you have when 100 Manchester United Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manchester United Fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do Manchester United Fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Manchester United Fan.
You have a gun with two bullets.
What should you do?
A: Shoot the United Fan..... Twice.

Q: What is the difference between a Manchester United Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!



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So what are you saying the EPL is corrupt??

You have a wild imagination CNC....()

I would never say that nor would I imply that it is but I have got you thinking. Enough of football do you think that Russina Kite will win the next at Durban>

Absolutely, take a double with Suncat in the last....

Ok will do tks

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> Ok will do tks

Let it arrive before thanking me....

Wayne Rooney Masterclass(tu)

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> What's the difference between a female Manchester
> United Fan and a pit bull?
> A: Lipstick.
>
> Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans
> skydiving from an aeroplane?
> A: Diahorrea.
>
> Q: If you see a Manchester United Fan on a
> bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
> A: It might be your bicycle.
>
> Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester
> United Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are
> walking down the street together when they
> simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it ?
> A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are
> mythical creatures.
>
> Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have
> in common?
> A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a
> human being.
>
> Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a
> Manchester United Fan?
> A: A Doberman.
>
> Q: What do you have when 100 Manchester United
> Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
> A: Not enough sand.
>
> Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the
> road and a dead Manchester United Fan in the
> road?
> A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
>
> Q: What do Manchester United Fans use for birth
> control?
> A: Their personalities.
>
> Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a
> rattlesnake, and a Manchester United Fan.
> You have a gun with two bullets.
> What should you do?
> A: Shoot the United Fan..... Twice.
>
> Q: What is the difference between a Manchester
> United Fan and a trampoline?
> A: You take off your shoes to jump on a
> trampoline!
>
>
>
> A


Greg -

That's the height of frustation for C&C.
Just amounts to jealously. He cannot stand the fact that Man United is THE BEST in the UK if not the world.
C&c - I suggest that you find a club and support it to the hilt (in the same way as you post your distaintsabout United.
It,s the only way that you could show us all on this forum that you actually are a supporter and not a hater.

Maybe CnC has nothing better to do than slag MAN UNITED at every opportunity he gets... up to today i dont know who CnC supports but i definetly know who he hates...<