Valentine's Day 14 Feb 2012

scotia Wrote:

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> Maybe we should invite all the wife's only and we
> watch the kids and do the dishes ?


Mrs S please stop writting comments on here under Dave's user name.

If you spoil her then she will spoil you. I kid you not......

Guys im out,got the flowers,steak,champs and card to pick up for the girlfriend.
Ive got to be quick before the wife wakes up...lol (tu)

davetheflower Wrote:

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> Guys im out,got the flowers,steak,champs and card
> to pick up for the girlfriend.
> Ive got to be quick before the wife wakes up...lol
> (tu)


LOL....

My Lady asked that I get some of those pills,that will give me an erection,for valentines day.............I gave her some diet pills...............I get the feeling tonight is not going to be all that romantic!

rob faux Wrote:

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> My Lady asked that I get some of those pills,that
> will give me an erection,for valentines
> day.............I gave her some diet
> pills...............I get the feeling tonight is
> not going to be all that romantic!


Not to worry old timer, there's night racing to keep you occupied ....()

will be buying my missus a dildo today to keep her "satisfied " while i'm gambling.
will be a black one ....equity and all:P

gregbucks Wrote:

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> rob faux Wrote:
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> > My Lady asked that I get some of those
> pills,that
> > will give me an erection,for valentines
> > day.............I gave her some diet
> > pills...............I get the feeling tonight
> is
> > not going to be all that romantic!
>
>
> Not to worry old timer, there's night racing to
> keep you occupied ....()

The chemist got robbed last night,they stole all the viagra.Police said it was
a very professional job and are looking for a couple of hardened criminals..

Greg,when I was in the chemist I found something to help my libido............she's 25 and her name is Lucy <

shrek Wrote:

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> Dave the ideal gift for the clan would be to go
> racing without partners to the box. <


I actually read this as "go racing without panties in the box"

is today valentines...oh no! hahahaa

lady asks da chemist about viagra ... and can you get 'it' over da counter? he pauses and says ...only if i take two at a time:D