Clairwood Saturday 15 Dec - should I buy a Computaform

The world was meant to end yesterday strictly speaking according to the Mayan Calendar as this video will explain

{snotklap to Titch's head} Party Pooper... Shrek was wanting to score some bargains for his Porn shop....or is that prawn shop?? ah what the hell !!

Yes Titch don't tell everyone was hoping to pick up gold for R100 an ounce. <

pirates Wrote:

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> you have to ask the question why was this meeting
> moved from greyville to clairwood on tuesday
> morning already a full 5 days before the running
> of the meeting...its tellingme that there is
> something not quite right with the greyville track
> ...lets hear the truth not some shitspin proactive
> story because the last time i looked clairwood
> hadnt moved 100 miles away from greycille and
> considering we havent raced at greyville since
> july it shd be cherry ripe to race on and clwd
> would have taken a battering after the same amount
> of rain and the racing that has taken place there
> in the last month....truth please


It obviously has to do with Greyville's water table being very high at the moment, together with water making its way down the hill from the Berea etc. I know that Royal Durban are seriously looking at an improved drainage system on the course to aleviate the hassles they had recently. At the moment Clairwood must be draining/drying a lot quicker. Pirates you must enjoy your "öld lady"while you can bud.

I know they had no choice but to sell Clairwood due to the price (of course) and that harbor thingy, but they may live to regret it.........Just like Newmarket.

Greyville is a mess currently, a mess...............

Now I'm going to stock up on my shelter deep in a secret location in Korea with nubile wenches (I used Chloroform Magi in case you were wondering), loads of twinkies because those are not available in America anymore and I'm hoping when this apocalypse is over that I can sell them back to the american zombies for a good profit, as many sporting posts as I can get my hands on, on the account I will need something to read waiting for my Viagra to kick in and then finally I'll need someone to type out my master plan of building a racecourse at the top of the Drakensberg because if famed film lore is to be believed that will be the new top of the world and one of the only places still above ground!!!

Oh I need a volunteer to type and also to run the new betting company I plan to begin sans the donkeys out there now. I'm calling the company "Thomelela" .......any takers???

(Oh and just in case you were wondering too.......I'm very serious)