End of the world, Friday 21/12/2012 (light hearted)

Am I the only one who thinks the Pope tweeting from an iPad is a bad idea?

The last time Adam and Eve used an Apple shit didn't end well.........

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The world has ended a whole bunch of times in my lifetime already.
Another time isn't a problem.

Do we open our xmas presents early or maybe not even buy any to save money...wait no point in saving money

If its not the weather it's something else? Miss D runs 24th, just our luck!

I couldn't connect my 3g to the internet for the last 3 hours. Thought the end of the world had begun with the cellphone towers.

Here's my prediction, unlikely as it is:-

World will enter an uncertain phase with following unlikely events

1. Parts of Japan are overcome by the sea after seismic activity
2. Birds start falling from the sky as the magnetic pole shifts
3. Zuma proves he has a bond with Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe for 250 million zim dollars
4. Bookies start offering reasonable odds on UK racing and Tellytrack doesn;t mute the sound to stop you hearing the real betting odds.
5. Santa sighted near Stirling bringing presents

Just my rambling thoughts. Anyone else care to add ?

I think it's started I am currently gloating above the ground, pigs are also in the air here worse though everything is spinning

the End of the World has been abandoned....was to be moved to Clairwood....but Greyville got there first.

Fark...I realise now why gregbucks was wishing everyone today....{going on leaveB)-my arse:D}

Gajima Wrote:

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> Here's my prediction, unlikely as it is:-

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> Just my rambling thoughts. Anyone else care to add
> ?

6. The Aus cricket team will admit they lost a series because the opposition played better than they did.
7. Municipalities will cancel all high-profile events and use the money to paint road lines, fill potholes and jail any taxi driver that jumps a red light.
8. A "government spokesperson" was heard truthfully and fully answering a question asked by the media.
9. Mugabe will agree he has long ago passed his threescore years and ten, and will resign peacefully without any farewell speeches, presents or parades.
10. JZ will admit to us that God ticked him off for saying He intended the ANC to rule SA for ever, and as a result of this encounter JZ will repay everything he owes and give half his wealth to the poor.
11. As a result of #10 above, the Cabinet will all agree in future to own one modest house each, drive one medium-sized car each, fly cattle class and stay in B&B's when they are away from home.

12. The sun was observed to rise in the west. This is about as likely as 6-11 above.

Don't be sad and full of gloom about the impending doom. As the optimistic song by Maureen Mcgovern goes..............................

" there's got to be a morning after, we're moving closer to the shore. I know we'll be there by tomorrow..........."

Saw this on Facebook earlier:-

"The world's ending tomorrow & we still don't know who let the dogs out, what is love, and who the fuck is Alice?"

Even JR is dead. We will never know "Who shot JR"