All the best to Bob (tu)
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12 years 3 months ago
All the best Bob. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. Keep positive. (tu)
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12 years 3 months ago
Hi Bob..they say laughter is the best medicine.so here is a very Weak dose............
........Be Well Soon...........
You know you’re supporting Scotland’s worst team if :
They play in 0-0-10 formation.
The digital scoreboard has three digits for opponent goals.
You consider a 5-1 defeat a moral victory.
The referee apologises for every decision against your team.
The team pray before kickoff.
At half time the team receive stress therapy.
There’s an uproar of delight if they gain a corner kick.
The club’s lucky mascot keeps having freak accidents.
Opposition players get sent off for laughing.
There are fewer supporters than players.
They are sponsored by the local Brownies.
The groundsman earns more than any of the players
Much prefer fantasy football to the real thing. My winning team is Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly . . .
The Absolute Worst Scottish Jokes Ever:
Three Orkney fishermen walk into a bar - you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!
Then there was the Dundonian who went to buy some camouflage trousers - but he
couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the woman from Skye who drowned in a bowl of porridge? Serves her right for swimming in it.
Two blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round". The other says "So are you, ya wee fat bastard

You know you’re supporting Scotland’s worst team if :
They play in 0-0-10 formation.
The digital scoreboard has three digits for opponent goals.
You consider a 5-1 defeat a moral victory.
The referee apologises for every decision against your team.
The team pray before kickoff.
At half time the team receive stress therapy.
There’s an uproar of delight if they gain a corner kick.
The club’s lucky mascot keeps having freak accidents.
Opposition players get sent off for laughing.
There are fewer supporters than players.
They are sponsored by the local Brownies.
The groundsman earns more than any of the players
Much prefer fantasy football to the real thing. My winning team is Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly . . .
The Absolute Worst Scottish Jokes Ever:
Three Orkney fishermen walk into a bar - you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!
Then there was the Dundonian who went to buy some camouflage trousers - but he
couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the woman from Skye who drowned in a bowl of porridge? Serves her right for swimming in it.
Two blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round". The other says "So are you, ya wee fat bastard
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12 years 3 months ago
All the best sunshine..Get well soon.
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12 years 3 months ago
All the best Bob.stay strong.God Bless
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12 years 3 months ago
Hoping for all to go well and get u on the road to recovery soon.
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12 years 3 months ago
AWE RA BEST HIBBY,FRAE THE WEE JAMBO. CHEERS
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12 years 3 months ago
Just got home - the ABC blocked at my work cause it is a BETTING site - only just heard.
Hibs, I'm wishing you a successful op and hope you soon are back in the saddle. We can't do without you so come back soon!
Hibs, I'm wishing you a successful op and hope you soon are back in the saddle. We can't do without you so come back soon!
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12 years 3 months ago
God's hands to be over you and the surgeon Hibs.
Get well soon.(tu)
Get well soon.(tu)
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12 years 3 months ago
Bet you he logs in on Thursday night...
Go well my friend.

Go well my friend.
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