Egypt Air - I nearly died :S

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11 years 5 months ago
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mark neisius Wrote:
> elitedaily.com/news/world/man-writes-length
> y-complaint-airline-sit-next-thought-infant-hippop
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> A must read!!

I had a similar experience on a Emirates flight from Dubai to Johannesburg.. Even the cabin crew were embarresed but the flight was full so had to endure the punishment for 8 hours!

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11 years 5 months ago
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....if I were able to type fast enough.....I could write a book on many many flight experiences..... good..... bad and ugly.....::o

.....on a flight to Paris on SAA.....I was seated on the isle of a 2 seater next to a smelly toilet and a Scandinavian whino.....he stank of pickled mackerel and stale red wine.....at his feet he had a large Checkers bag with a 2.5l bottle of tassies and started klapping the bottle as soon as the plane levelled out....he put it away at dinner service when they gave him 4 dinkies of red with his meal....he used the toilet after dinner and passed out there for 2 hours.....when he clambered back to his seat at around midnight he attacked the tassies again and then passed out.....at about 04h30 he woke and started again.....had his last swig with breakfast.....:S

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11 years 5 months ago
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I wanted to fly Air Zimbabwe but they gave me 3 Ducks to choose from

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11 years 5 months ago
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Muhtiman Wrote:
> ....if I were able to type fast enough.....I could
> write a book on many many flight experiences.....
> good..... bad and ugly.....::o
>
> .....on a flight to Paris on SAA.....I was seated
> on the isle of a 2 seater next to a smelly toilet
> and a Scandinavian whino.....he stank of pickled
> mackerel and stale red wine.....at his feet he had
> a large Checkers bag with a 2.5l bottle of tassies
> and started klapping the bottle as soon as the
> plane levelled out....he put it away at dinner
> service when they gave him 4 dinkies of red with
> his meal....he used the toilet after dinner and
> passed out there for 2 hours.....when he clambered
> back to his seat at around midnight he attacked
> the tassies again and then passed out.....at about
> 04h30 he woke and started again.....had his last
> swig with breakfast.....:S

i remember that flight. i was very nervous glad i had the bottle of tastes with me.

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11 years 5 months ago
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nice one Sly....:D

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11 years 5 months ago
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Don't ever fly Philippines Airlines!

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11 years 5 months ago
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Just flew the A380 from LAX to Seoul and I can without reservation say that the big girl is BY FAR the best aircraft I have ever flown on.

She is majestic, very large and quiet as a church mouse. The LED mood lighting is also a superb touch.

Does help when you fly business class though ;)

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11 years 5 months ago
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Sylvester Wrote:
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> i remember that flight. i was very nervous glad i
> had the bottle of tastes with me.

Gee Sly....never knew that you were Norwegian.....:D

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11 years 5 months ago
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Pirhobeta Wrote:
> Sylvester Wrote:
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> > Used this airline for the 1st time . Never
> > again.1st they have no games on the plane so I
> had
> > to talk to the person next to me and then went
> u
> > thought it can't get any worse they don't serve
> > alcohol on the placve for 9 hours. I was
> drinking
> > my old spice by the time we landed.
> > Seriously though very poor experience no patch


> to
> > the other middle eastern airlines.
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> neat....or with Coke....

Brilliant wit...lmoa.

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1 year 11 months ago
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....Bump...

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.....before internet I booked a trip through the corporate company travel agent and they tried to score brownie points for future bookings and upgraded a return leg from Nice to Paris.....I was the only person in the allocated 2 front rows for business class and felt like a real doos.....:blush:

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