Be honest my South African friends...Do you get these Scottish jokes?

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Re: Re: Be honest my South African friends...Do you get these Scottish jokes?

11 years 4 months ago
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not a CLUE :X:S
The best horse doesn't always win the race.

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Re: Re: Be honest my South African friends...Do you get these Scottish jokes?

11 years 4 months ago
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I was explaining the concept of Feng Shui to a South African.

"Do you understand what symmetry is?", I asked.

"Ja", he replied, "its where we berry people"

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Re: Re: Be honest my South African friends...Do you get these Scottish jokes?

11 years 4 months ago
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What about curses and comebacks.

Thou churlish beetle-headed dewberry!
Thou paunchy full-gourged cutpurse!
Thou spongy dismal-dreaming boar-pig!
Thou dankish common-kissing bladder!
Thou saucy fat-kidneyed clotpole!
Thou haughty base-court skainsmate!

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Re: Re: Be honest my South African friends...Do you get these Scottish jokes?

11 years 4 months ago
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At first go, I understood number 2...:S...I thought they were riddles rather than jokes !!!:P

Then I needed @cometman's insights...thanks...

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