SOMETHING TELLS ME THE TIME IS NIGH

ANY BETS IT'S ALL OVERS FOR JZ this week or next meeting of top 6 !

Bob Brogan wrote:

Take the double: Hilary Clinton and Legal Eagle to win the Horse Chestnut.

I am thinking of returning to SA and forming my own political party. My slogan will be along the lines of Make SA Proud again. First on the agenda all murderers and rapists will be sent to a ship prison, so no escape and life will mean life.

2nd on my manifesto, all racists both white and black will be taken out of society and be sent to liv e on a huge estate and taught to tolerate each other which hopefully will lead to liking each other.

3rd on my manifesto gun and knife amnesty. Get caught with one licensed or not after the cut off time and you will serve time in prison.

4th will be to cut down the number of free loaders in Government. No need for so many politicians

5th If i make a promise and commitment to the people i shall carry through with it. So everybody will have running water and electricity. Everyone will get an education and if your family cannot afford a uniform the state will pay for it as a uniform at school makes a child feel proud and part of something. The basic food such as milk and bread will be subsidised by my government as no person in the world should be allowed to go to sleep with an empty stomach.

6th Public transport to be made more accessable and cheaper as people with motor cars will pay more in car tax and road tax plus i will add fuel duty to the price of a fuel at the pumps. Tax on lux cars will be higher. Roads will be fixed

7th Pay the police force a decent wage thus cutting down on corruption, Any policeman caught taking a bribe will be sacked and fined.

Thats so far more to follow if i get support, so what are my odds?

The first 2 voters will be the twins i'll be a distant 3rd :lol:

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Just need another 3 approvals to go for it so i shall take this opportunity to outline a few more of my electoral pledges should i become President of SA

Bafana Bafana will not be allowed to embarrass the country no longer thus no more games for them.

The Proteas have to play all of their matches at Newlands as they hardly ever lose there

The Springbok rugby team will only have players who are prepared to actually sweat on the field and there will be no political interference with the selection of the team.

Drink driving offences. The driver of the car will automatically lose his licence, thats if he/she has a legal one. The car will be confiscated and sent off to be crushed. The money for the metal will be spent on the driver for his keep whilst he is in prison. If there were passengers in the car who knowingly let the driver drive will all be fined. The money will go toward the traffic cops pension who caught them.So no need for the traffic cop to take a bribe.

Hard working folk.

You unfortunately will have to bear the brunt of the tax hikes that i will impose. So no more late lunches or drinks after work, (well you have families to go home to). Just tighten your belts and all will be fine.

Unemployed. No longer boys and girls. Dont want to work? Ok no probs. Every morning at 0700 all those who prefer not to work will be picked up at designated points and you will be despatched to work on the houses that i plan to build for the homeless and the poor. You will get lunch and two tea breaks. At the end of the week when you see all the other workers getting there pay packet you will go home and over the weekend will come to the conclusion that working is not such a bad thing after all as you felt good about yourself when you wiped the sweat off your brow as you saw the fruits of your labour materialise into something good. So thats my plan for the unemployed. My slogan for this section will be Lets get SA back to work.

More taxes for the government and the more i can bring in the more i shall spend on improving play parks for the kids, schools, better equipment, new computers, brighter teachers. Good surroundings make for a good atmosphere which makes for better learning and the more kids that can be educated the better as when those kids leave school they will be job searching and not joining up in gangs or the unemployment queue or living off their folks until they are 40.

I think that the time for change is upon us and i am the person to lead the country down a new road, a road for all, a road to success, a road that will have hardships but when we get to the end of the road all the rewards will be there to behold. A country that the world will admire, a country that we all can be proud of, a country for all and a country that will have a constant smile. Why can the politicians not see what most can. A simple man as myself living thousands of miles away can see it, so why cant they.

Some who read this may think that i am befark and silly, but its all common sense.

Oh dear. Here we go again. Various media reporting at least 9 ministers out including Gordhan.

Has to be a massive backlash ???

Major reshuffle in the cabinet.....those who were out to get him in the NEC have been warned off...hence the chops.
The last time when there was a change of guard iro the MoF (48 hours interval) it was very rumoured that two planes left the Waterfall air force base with an undisclosed amount of money....destination Dubai..and it is any ones guess ..the Guptas holding company is in DUBAI.

So what happens this weekend?

Hopefully many ministers have the backbone to stand up to this. What this person has done to our country is indescribable. No one with any sort of brain should support him or his cronies.

Yesterday the go ahead for fracking to take place in Karoo was given. There is approximately 500 trillion cubic feet of shale in South Africa. 1 million cubic feet of shale sells at almost $1.6

Forget the nuclear, the alarm bells are ringing to the word pilfer!!!!