A Day At The Races - The Italian Way - By LIPS

Nice article Magic .

I wold love to go racing in Italy,win or lose the parmesan,and pig would make my day.Nice article Magic,i would be against the green umbrellas opening up though.

Woul rather go eating and drinking in Italy Zoro,you fancy it?

Hibby i went their on a matric end tour,and we landed up in a dingy,little cellar near a fleamarket,in the nearby radius of the famous Colloseum,believe me we ordered pasta,cannelloni,and untill today,i dont recall anything as good as that.Three plates later believe me the Italians are masters at cooking,food to die for.

What a MAGIC article.... fantastic read!!!!!!(tu)

Magic did you see the Pope?

When I was young going to Italy, went for a haircut and the barber said he had been last year and said its crap, food horrible, females ugly and you will have no chance of seeing the Pope.

It made me very sad as I had paid a few quid, however off I went.

When I got off the plane, the first person I met was the barber, he asked how did you get on?

I said it was magic, great food and lovely females, he looked shocked and says "bet you never seen the Pope"

I said, seen him, he was a close to me as you are now!

What happened? the barber asked.

I said I was at the Vatican with thousands of people, he came from the rostrum, the crowd opened up and he stood as close to me as you are now.

The barber asked "what did he say" and I replied





Where the F**k did you get that haircut!

Thanks, guys.

zoro Wrote:

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> Hibby i went their on a matric end tour,and we
> landed up in a dingy,little cellar near a
> fleamarket,in the nearby radius of the famous
> Colloseum,believe me we ordered
> pasta,cannelloni,and untill today,i dont recall
> anything as good as that.Three plates later
> believe me the Italians are masters at
> cooking,food to die for.

There is a saying that great French food is a gift from the chef, but great Italian food is a gift from God. I don't know who said it (although it sure as hell wasn't a Frenchman!).

italian food italian woman... both sent from heaven hehehe(

wonbyamile Wrote:

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> italian food italian woman... both sent from
> heaven hehehe(

Oh yeah, the women...and they do know how to dress.<

Magic,never read so much nonsense surely you want women to undress better and quicker than they dress(

hibernia Wrote:

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> Magic,never read so much nonsense surely you want
> wome to undress better and quicker than they
> dress(

In a dream world, yes. Plus one is a married man these days.()