Things to do while horses load at PE....

Did you seen how long it took them to load the horses at Fairview yesterday? Here are my list of things to do while they try to load in PE...

Switch the kettle on and make coffee
Flick channels to see the cricket score
See if the loose horse is mine
Play ball with the dog
Read Newturfs postings on ABC
Phone a friend
Check emails
Tease the girldriend

Perhaps you'd like to add some of your own time killers for PE meetings....

"Tease the girlfriend" could mean I'd have to end up watching the race in hospital. Being married and all.<

magiclips Wrote:

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> "Tease the girlfriend" could mean I'd have to end
> up watching the race in hospital. Being married
> and all.<

Magic, tell her that her bum looks a little bigger today, and sit back and watch the reaction....

Went to watch Mel Miller at New Year

Will try and leave out the swearing but went something like

"My wife says her tits are flopping, her arse is drooping, her eyes are sagging she feels terrible and is desperate for a compliment"

He replies "f**k all wrong with your eyes......................

Work

The bum could go as wide as one of those new Airbuses and I would keep my mouth shut.