understand acronyms

GOFER

Genial Old Farts Enjoying Retirement. Super demographics acronym, allegedly originally seen on the back of a caravan touring Australia; now much used at retirement parties. Alternative meaning in similar context is Genial Old Fisherman Enjoying Recreation.

HUHA

Head Up His/Her Arse/Ass. Not a good place for one's head to be and arguably a lot worse than up in the clouds.

KIPPERS

Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

LAMP

Lower Academically-Minded Person. Euphemistic reference to an idiot, or someone who's behaviour resembles one.

LOBNAH

Lights On But Nobody's At Home. Great extension of LANO, LONI or as an alternative to PEARL. Also for people who say that they've been listening when really we know they haven't.

NSWYADOSS

Not Sue What You Are Drinking Or Smoking Sly

BWPI

But Watching Pop Idols

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