... "Hey Arsene, how come you bought all the foreign Players before most of us"? Arsene replies "Well Alex, its because they are smarter than English ones" "NO WAY!" Alex says, prove it!" Arsene shouts over to Jens Lehman and says "Jens, who is your fathers son, but not your brother"? Jens thinks and says "why, I am boss" Arsene says to Alex, "see, I told you, smarter than the English!" Sir Alex heads off back to Manchester and at the training session calls Wayne Rooney over, he says to Wayne, "Listen here, Wenger thinks that the foreign players are smarter, prove him wrong son, answer this question, "Who is your fathers son, but not your brother?" Rooney scratches his head and says "what are you on about? I havn`t got a clue" Alex gets angry and says "right, you have ten minutes to find the answer" Rooney rushes over to Christian Ronaldo and says "hey Christian, who is your fathers son, but not your brother?" Christian thinks for a second and says, "Thats easy, I am"...
Rooney says, "Great, thanks" then rushes back to Alex and shouts "Boss, Boss, ask me the question again" Alex says, "ok, who is your fathers son, but not your brother?" Wayne grins a stupid grin and says, "thats easy boss, its Christian Ronaldo!" Sir Alex reddens and shouts back at Rooney "No you Idiot, its Jans Lehman!".
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