Funny "Horse racing" chirps!!!!

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Funny "Horse racing" chirps!!!!

13 years 6 months ago
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How about listing some of the crazy chirps you have heard in racing circles for a good laugh. Some may be old already, but there may be a few of us who haven't heard them yet.........

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I heard of a guy who backed a horse once at 10 to 1. It only crossed the line at 20 to 4. They had to pay the jockey overtime......

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What about the horse called "Itchy Arse". He never got to run........always got scratched.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start with a large fortune

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The late Laurie Jaffee when asked if his horse Eventual is a certainty replied.."The greatest certainty in racing is the uncertainty"

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Also Laurie Jaffee "A value bet is any winning bet"....

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if u hate somebody..dont stab him from behind..teach him to punt..and he fcuked for life..

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Lesters Piggott was always the best at the one liners

To stop a horse hanging he suggested put a bit lead in it's ear, "how do we do that Lester"?

"With a gun was his reply"

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I think it was Fred Rickaby, who, when asked if his horses were trying, retorted ' Yes, very!'

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punter A to punter B : I knew he wasnt goint to win!

punter B : how did you know that?

punter A : because i backed it!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a runaway horse ?

A: Put a bet on it.

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