only in africa

My fathers car was stolen 2 weeks ago
no insurance as the 79 year old genius does not believe in it
myself and my sister stick some cash into a fund to buy the toppie a new car
he cant decide on what he wants so its now 14 days later and no replacement car bought
my sister is driving through booysens today and spots a familiar looking car next to her at traffic lights
she calls cops and proceeds to follow this car
there are 4 occupents in the car, mother , father and 2 kids
dirver drives car until police catch up and pull him over
my sister is also there and joins in the conversation
the driver produces a POLICE badge and says he is an honourable member of society and has had the vehicle for 1 year
they all go in convoy to booysens police station
tests are done and lo and behold

its the toppies car..........

the odds for this to have happened are astronomical
i have done the replacement money in cold blood as i am sure the toppie will be visiting carnival city to celebrate
the driver/policeman and his family got a taxi home


alls well that ends well

I am amazed how the police reacted to your sister's call....

Many decades ago, my then future sister-in-law had her car returned by the police in the early hours of the morning and she hadnt even known it was stolen...

Easy sounds like the only loser was u? I thought your sister would have dropped them off lol

I took a mate home from a party a few weeks ago and when he woke up and went to the garage he thought his car had been stolen and reported it missing.........long story.

I went to Grand West on Friday night @ about 8:30 pm. Got lucky as i pulled up,some one just left so I parked in the 1st row. Won some money,lost a lot more but got lekka gesuip. 6:00am Saturday morning i left,but when i got outside, no car,OH SHIT!
I panicked i could not believe it.Theres always Security gaurds around{ exept when you need them.}

Then that empty feeling gripped me and I felt like shit. I gotta go home now minus car and empty pockets too,gotta go to the bank to cancel my cards as well. I asked myself,,fokkit Johnnyboy, wat de donner het jy hier kom maak!!! Jy weet Vrydagaand
study jy form vir Saterdag se perde!

Anyhow, I turned around to go back inside to get some taxifare from a friend and disgusted with myself i looked back towards my empty parking bay...yes,EMPTY parking bay and I looked again,wiped out my eyes, blinked and looked AGAIN...and what do I see?

MY CAR!!! in the bay right behind where i THOUGHT i had parked!...I HAD REVERSED INTO THE P/BAY!!!
I was so relieved, I almost wet myself
As I walked towards it, i took out my keyes and laughed
.
WHY DID I NOT PRESS MY IMMOBILISER KEY?


DRINK sure make you DUMB
Thats why I was at G/W on Friday