Nice Teacher:)

A group of Std. 1's, 2's and 3's, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the Greyville Racecourse, to learn about thoroughbred race horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in standard 3?'

'No ', he replied. 'I'm riding Noble Dreams in the 6th race, but I appreciate your help.'

ha ha


Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
How many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!






A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f*****g cat at home!!!!

Like that one...(tu)

see we have 800 views already,joke must be good lol

or Nice Teacher has been tagged as a porn Tag by some bot ()

LOL... I reckon its the later Hibs...

gregbucks Wrote:

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> LOL... I reckon its the later Hibs...


Waar was jy? Welcome back and thanks for a nice laugh

gregbucks Wrote:

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> A group of Std. 1's, 2's and 3's, accompanied by
> two female teachers, went on a field trip to the
> Greyville Racecourse, to learn about thoroughbred
> race horses and the supporting industry, but
> mostly to see the horses.
>
> When it was time to take the children to the
> 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go
> with one teacher and the boys would go with the
> other. The teacher assigned to the boys was
> waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the
> boys came out and told her that none of them could
> reach the urinal.
>
> Having no choice, she went inside, helped the
> little boys with their pants, and began hoisting
> them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees'
> to direct the flow away from their clothes.
>
> As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
> that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to
> show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You
> must be in standard 3?'
>
> 'No ', he replied. 'I'm riding Noble Dreams in the
> 6th race, but I appreciate your help.'

you making me blush...

Chippy if you notice more female fans on your Sunday jog you know why....

one from Fb this morning

I was asked to run a marathon. I said no. They said, please - its for handicapped and blind children. I thought, Fuck it. I could win this...

triple tempo Wrote:

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> one from Fb this morning
>
> I was asked to run a marathon. I said no. They
> said, please - its for handicapped and blind
> children. I thought, @#$%& it. I could win this...

TT that's wicked dude....(

AM a Teacher too
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