Getting Laid as a betting strategy?

I have often contemplated the similarities between placing a winning bet and scoring in the sack .
The aim of the game should be to sink/bank the pink –

Pink – Hit on the worst mirror-cracker in a dive that a Heroin-Ho would call seedy.
Bank – Find the best horse in the worst field on the day and back it to place.(win a risk as bad horses can result in bad results)

Pink – Spend a your allotted honey money on a trip to the local cat house – you will get what you need and don’t have to pretend to listen ... but where is the challenge?
Bank – take the easy way out and back a hot horse at 2-10 a place.

Pink- Spend months, maybe years becoming ‘friends’ with your potential teammate. Each time she declines a prodding gives you hope that one day she might just relent and give you access to her pleasure zones ... but she might just call you up one day and tell you she’s met the guy of her dreams and then all you have are fantasies and wet dreams to keep you going. Three months later after, you’ve moved on she calls you up at midnight for -THE BOOTY CALL. You spend the next six-hours explaining to your current girlfriend that you have no idea why she woke the two of you up at that ungodly hour.
Bank - You find a horse that perks your interest for some reason and back it every time it runs – It becomes more of a fund sucker than Neil Diamond’s Ex and the minute you don’t send the cheque it rockets home!!

Pink – Playing the field – Constantly text single and not so single females in the hope that one might have an itch that needs scratching. You waste time, become involved in their issues, loose focus and generally don’t get very far.
Bank – You take random multiple bets hoping that one or more will come through for you.

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Cheers Mr H. Very good

Sounds a lot like whoresracing.()

(tu)mikesack Wrote:

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> Sounds a lot like whoresracing.()

Youre woman is obviously still away Mr H

ya !!