Now I've heard it all

Sylvester Wrote:

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> Findings of commision of enquiry:
>
> Previously disadvantaged communities were built in
> areas with a high prevelance for thunder storms.
> The previous government placed all Previously
> disadvantaged communities on top of grounds with
> high iron and copper deposits to ensure proper
> conductivity.
> Finally the commision found that due to the lack
> of infratructure People are the highest point in
> their relevant settlements. Previously these weer
> trees but these were used to make ornaments for
> the white visitors.
>
> In closing the commision finds that the aparthied
> government and white uitlanders are responible for
> lightning and the related deaths.
>
> In future the ANC dictionary will be updated and
> Lightning will be replaced by Darkening as this is
> politically correct and will result in less death
> of the Previously disadvantaged communities

Sly

I think you have omitted 2 points in the finding.

1. The high prevalence of lightning strikes at the previously disadvantaged is the negative result of BEE.
2. It's natures way of preventing a population explosion.

The result of BEE

Love that Agra!

Hahaha, Sly! You are too sharp-sharp! (Thanx for a laugh to start off my Monday morning working at a previously-disadvantaged educational institution. Needed it)

@ agra...LOL

I recommend placing an unemployed whitey in the community, whalla!!! who needs scientists from this busy department to come up with a clever idea?.