Tesco burger shame

onyerway Wrote:

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> As part of my new diet I shall strictly be eating
> Tesco hamburgers.
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> They are low in fat, but high in Shergar

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Onyerway, is your day job a stand up comic....LOL !!

The Madji Wrote:

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> Onyerway, is your day job a stand up comic....LOL
> !!


More like a clown lol

davetheflower Wrote:

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> A woman was rushed to hospital after eating one.
> Her condition is said to be stable..


Update on her condition says she will be fine but the effects of the allergy on her throat have left her a little hoarse. I recall a well known female celebrity standing outside the entrance to Cheltenham Festival offering samples of cooked horse meat to patrons, some of whom were getting very upset.

They have also tried to hide the horsemeat in some ready meal containing cheese.
The cheese they are using is Mascarpone.

davetheflower Wrote:

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> They have also tried to hide the horsemeat in some
> ready meal containing cheese.
> The cheese they are using is Mascarpone.


I heard Tescos are now certifying the contents of their cheeses for the Christian population worried about contamination. The range will be called the "Cheeses of Nazareth".

My God they are getting worse lol

I went for a couple of drinks and a burger with the lads last night.
Must have been a Tesco's burger as I came home at 10 to 1...!!!!

scotia Wrote:

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> My God they are getting worse lol


-D ROTFLMAO.....<

think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares

So hungry I could eat a horse... Guess I'll go to TESCO.

Went to the freezer to check my Tesco burgers, and....THEY'RE OFF

Gotta admin tho', when disease inevitably hits - 'Crazy Horse' sounds way cooler that 'Mad Cow'

I see absolutely no problem with horsemeat in my burgers, which is why my mane is so glossy and I'm running in the 3:10 at Kempton

Mrs S is laughing herself hoarse with these one liners, sure Neil Andrews will be stealing a few ?

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