Tesco burger shame

At least they a bit cheaper and you don't get saddled with a high bill!
I complained to the store manager but got hoofed out the store.
I ate some last night now my throat is numna

What did the one race horse say to the other race horse.. If you don't sh!t in you get sh@t out.

If happening in UK and EU where oversight is high. imagine what i going on here in SA.

Hopefully its only the ostrich that's being added....another industry run into the ground...

We just had a punter at the pub and he asked for a hamburger and I said would u like anything on it?

He says "a R100 ew"

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Apparently both donkey and horse are important ingredients for making most types of salami - well thats what I heard on 702 this arvie.

Yip, and donkey...

My Findus Lasagne states "It may contain nuts"
You would think they would have been geldings

Bit of a stir outside the local horse community judging from calls to Radio 5.......some guy got real emotional about what they injected horses with and how detrimental it is to humans.......he was obviously trying to say that horses are doped up.........the residule of bute in horse meat is fractional and far more detrimental are the additives used in cattle ,swine and worse poultry.

80 to 90% of meat is said to contain one or other form of broad spectrum antibiotic ......and consumption of these antibiotics in meat causes human resistance to antibiotics. So when one contracts a serious bacterial infection it is becoming more difficult to treat with an antibiotic as the bacteria that can manifest in the body have become immune to most antibiotics.

davetheflower Wrote:

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> My Findus Lasagne states "It may contain nuts"
> You would think they would have been geldings


very funny Mr Flower

I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse .... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had £5 each way!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit .... talk about flogging a dead horse

Only in SA. Donkie, bok en water-buffel........o die donkie is 'n wonderlike ding. Thank heaven's, no horse.

What did the horse say to the other?
Shit in or get shat out