The Ancestors told me...::o

...A SCHOOLBOY aged eight ties the knot — with a woman aged 61.

Little Sanele Masilela got hitched in front of 100 guests to mum-of-five Helen Shabangu, who already has a husband.
The couple swapped rings and kissed in the ceremony in Tshwane, South Africa, which Sanele claimed his dead ancestors ordered him to arrange.

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Omw...dts some freaky stuff

The ancestors told me Pont Alexandre will win The Neptune Novice Hurdle at Cheltenham.
My spy at Mullins yard reckons its home,I'm lumping in at 7/4

My ancestors disowned me. All my cows were hit by lightning.

Waiting for my MP to complete his "what causes lightning" tribunal.

My Chief said i should be thankful for the roast beef offered by the BIG COW in the sky. But now all i have is a burnt field and fat neighbours.