Kim Jong-Un

davetheflower
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Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

The North Korean leader is apparently a trigger happy madman.
Why would the South African government allow this leader to purchase land in the Northern Cape.
Translators have decoded some messages he has sent to he's own military leaders,where by he stated that the distance
from the NC to America is reachable with their high powered pollium rockets.
Very worrying.

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

#333837

Apparently his father was killed by the fashion police!

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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We've already sold the Western Cape...so what's wrong with selling the Northern Cape?

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12 years 2 months ago

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Military leader Fa Sill Poor is in charge of all rocket production.

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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Sold western cape to how.

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12 years 2 months ago

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The Americans are very upset.
Rapper Flair Spool has released a record slating SA

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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Obama has ordered extra production of Polar Foils to counteract the missile threat.

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davetheflower
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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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The South Korean reporter Floral Pi So(no relation to me) has said the leader is unstable

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12 years 2 months ago

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Aprils fools

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12 years 2 months ago

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The latest I heard that he has now bought the island of Gurnsey (sic).
All missiles will be re-positioned on the island.

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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Folo no Pilar the 1st said that he had had enough of this thread and that Evad The Reflow should stick to his ridiculous attempts at football wind-ups rather than resort to this leffip

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Re: Re: Kim Jong-Un

12 years 2 months ago

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Langdreen, thou and Sir Vade the Flos are out the window. I reflux you both, with your nasturtium-casting on the valor and sanity of our glorius leader.

From: the temporary assistant deputy Government Spokesperson of Northern Lalaland.

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