Vodacom Durban July to be run at PMB race track

Gold Circle are currently in Discussions with PMB Mayor to have the Event in PMB due to no available track in DBN.

They have agreed to rebrand it the Vodacom PMB July handicap.

Vodacom are said to be reconsidering their sponsorship in the light of this recent change.

Gold Circle have said they were taken by surprise that it rains so much in Durban and that when they appointed the greyville track manager he said he was an expert in "Grass". But he has yet show much progress in fixing the track. He has however developed a significant Herb Garden that he sells at the local flea market and to the grooms on race day. These herbs have proven to be a massive hit with the grooms.

Asked why they did not consider moVing it to Clairwood GC felt a more permanent solution was needed and Clairwood was only awounf for a few more months.

GC managment are going on conference shortly to discuss performance bonuses and the raining problem in Durban will be discussed if time allows.

Local Trainers have asked the local MEC for weather to launch an enquiry into the constant raining in Durban after last years successful investigation into why lightning strike on hilltops when people are out in a lightning storm.

Owners have all been sent a hind quarter with a fake breast attached to it.

Just got confirmation, The event has been changed accordingly:

The MTN PMB July will now run in PMB which will run in the last week of August.

Aryan Wrote:

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> Just got confirmation, The event has been changed
> accordingly:
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> The MTN PMB July will now run in PMB which will
> run in the last week of August.

..............That will be the day.

Is this serious or url making sh1t?

Guys it might be tongue and cheak but shit like this might happen one day...

Comrades marathon will start in Durban and finish in PMB this year, nothing else should change and July Fever and sardine runs are xclusive to Durban.

Nothing in Gauteng comes close even with thousands upon thousands of prawns on offer, eat your hearts out.:)o

Now I'm dead suspicious of you, Sly ... do you write government speeches for a living? This is a tone-perfect sample of their style, if you can call it style.

forget load shedding, can someone please get hold of Durban Metro Water Dept and get the supply to Greyville cut off until friday night please

Hey Bushy, its the tide thats the problem. Just like the cricket