This is a right fucking comedy show from the Vaal today

Fuck me these tits are doing my heid in...

hibernia Wrote:

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> @#$%& me these tits are doing my heid in...


In anatomy, the heid or powe o an ainimal is the rostral pairt (frae anatomical poseetion) that's for ordinar conseests o the harn, een, lugs, neb, an mooth (aw holps wi mony sensory functions, sic as sicht, hearin, smell, an taste). Some gey semple ainimals daesna hae a heid, but mony bilaterally seemetric forms daes.

Like head in English, heid means the part of the body that houses the brain in scots

Guys i understand Flash better than you 2, what are you saying and please not in Scottish...<

Local police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six
people in the arse in the last 48 hours,


believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.()

Cracker Bob
We have a guy in the pub tonight telling jokes on German sausages and they are probably the worst I have ever heard.

scotia Wrote:

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> Cracker Bob
> We have a guy in the pub tonight telling jokes on
> German sausages and they are probably the worst I
> have ever heard.


they are the wurst

It's hopeless to cry.
Maybe Sophia Loren will one day answer that letter of yours you mailed her in 1958 but a race lost never returns.
One time I lost what looked like a certain exacta, 7 to 1, because of a girl rider. Then I thought about it on the way home and said to myself "if it was n't she but one of the champs that was going to be a 2 to 1, at most". So it's useless.
Our job is to uncloak the network of spies and ruffians, just like when we were secret spies in the service of the Kremlin. There are no friends in this business. Only your trusted Walther PPK.