TAX
- Bob Brogan
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TAX
11 years 9 months ago
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax
And Tax his fucking bets
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax
And Tax his fucking bets
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- Mavourneen
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Re: Re: TAX
11 years 9 months ago
About the only tax that's missing is the dog license ... and that used to go to the SPCA, so there was no political will to enforce it anyway.
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- davetheflower
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Re: Re: TAX
11 years 9 months ago
In my line of work,the VAT is a killer.
20% on all purchases,having a good accountant is a must
20% on all purchases,having a good accountant is a must
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Re: Re: TAX
11 years 9 months ago
And if the sod should ever say,
The rats tax my earnings away,
Or winge or moan bout the gang,
Arrest the sucker into a chain gang,
Why he screams in protest?
The tax you forgot you little pest...
Funny how Malema gets nailed, but the arms commission treads water eternally, Sanral continues, and any favoured individuals wrongdoings are ignored.Comrade cookie jar raider. Reminds me of the Nats. Boeties.
The Scots fought the damn Brits for taxing their whiskey, if only we had known.we would all have fought with them.:-)Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddooooooommmmmm.
Its better to be thin and free than a fat slave.
The rats tax my earnings away,
Or winge or moan bout the gang,
Arrest the sucker into a chain gang,
Why he screams in protest?
The tax you forgot you little pest...
Funny how Malema gets nailed, but the arms commission treads water eternally, Sanral continues, and any favoured individuals wrongdoings are ignored.Comrade cookie jar raider. Reminds me of the Nats. Boeties.
The Scots fought the damn Brits for taxing their whiskey, if only we had known.we would all have fought with them.:-)Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddooooooommmmmm.
Its better to be thin and free than a fat slave.
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Re: Re: TAX
11 years 9 months ago
avanza Wrote:
> And if the sod should ever say,
> The rats tax my earnings away,
> Or winge or moan bout the gang,
> Arrest the sucker into a chain gang,
> Why he screams in protest?
> The tax you forgot you little pest...
>
> Funny how Malema gets nailed, but the arms
> commission treads water eternally, Sanral
> continues, and any favoured individuals
> wrongdoings are ignored.Comrade cookie jar raider.
> Reminds me of the Nats. Boeties.
>
> The Scots fought the damn Brits for taxing their
> whiskey, if only we had known.we would all have
> fought with
> them.:-)Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddooooooommmmmm
> .
>
> Its better to be thin and free than a fat slave.
the latest municipal audits....(td)
> And if the sod should ever say,
> The rats tax my earnings away,
> Or winge or moan bout the gang,
> Arrest the sucker into a chain gang,
> Why he screams in protest?
> The tax you forgot you little pest...
>
> Funny how Malema gets nailed, but the arms
> commission treads water eternally, Sanral
> continues, and any favoured individuals
> wrongdoings are ignored.Comrade cookie jar raider.
> Reminds me of the Nats. Boeties.
>
> The Scots fought the damn Brits for taxing their
> whiskey, if only we had known.we would all have
> fought with
> them.:-)Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddooooooommmmmm
> .
>
> Its better to be thin and free than a fat slave.
the latest municipal audits....(td)
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