To all the women out there .....

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

Madji, you are about 3 weeks early for Valentine's Day. <

Stephen Stills had a better one
"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with"

and methinks it was Captain n Tenille ...."If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??"

The Madji Wrote:

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> If you want a lover
> I'll do anything you ask me to
> And if you want another kind of love
> I'll wear a mask for you
> If you want a partner
> Take my hand
> Or if you want to strike me down in anger
> Here I stand
> I'm your man
>
> If you want a boxer
> I will step into the ring for you
> And if you want a doctor
> I'll examine every inch of you
> If you want a driver
> Climb inside
> Or if you want to take me for a ride
> You know you can
> I'm your man
>
> Ah, the moon's too bright
> The chain's too tight
> The beast won't go to sleep
> I've been running through these promises to you
> That I made and I could not keep
> Ah but a man never got a woman back
> Not by begging on his knees
> Or I'd crawl to you baby
> And I'd fall at your feet
> And I'd howl at your beauty
> Like a dog in heat
> And I'd claw at your heart
> And I'd tear at your sheet
> I'd say please, please
> I'm your man
>
> And if you've got to sleep
> A moment on the road
> I will steer for you
> And if you want to work the street alone
> I'll disappear for you
> If you want a father for your child
> Or only want to walk with me a while
> Across the sand
> I'm your man
>
> If you want a lover
> I'll do anything you ask me to
> And if you want another kind of love
> I'll wear a mask for you


Vintage Cohen (tu)

So tell us, who's the lucky lady?

oooh eh eh....

anything you say...can be held against you....

Mavourneen Wrote:

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> So tell us, who's the lucky lady?


Mave..... as I said...to all the women out there... {wink}

eish...my mom warned me about guys like you....()()()

Pirhobeta Wrote:

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> eish...my mom warned me about guys like
> you....()()()


Unless you have tits and a vagina......trust me u r very safe....{thinks} errrrr, ur daughters....not !

...does my chastity belt go under the saddle cloth or over it....

Pirhobeta Wrote:

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> ...does my chastity belt go under the saddle
> cloth or over it....


Bwahaha..
Good one