Just thinking..??

Is it physically possible for a horse to fart during a race and could this be valid grounds for an objection by a fellow competitor directly behind him.

lol

Bored you are killing me.

BDB, you not just a lot of hot air .... !

I got a few horses that are just farting around these days.

horses do fart at the gallop but its unlikely that the old farts would uphold such an objection

I gas that is just fart of racing

Thanks for all your much thought-over intelletual contributions.
I, for one simply love multiple questions...dont you. O.K. here's one.
Picture the scene: Jockey returning from unfair suspension loses control of mount in pre-race parade...horse charges at a certain stipe ( incidentally involved in jockeys suspension)....savages him...brown liquified peanut butter substance spurts out where ear used to be...jockey then manages to restrain horse before further damage is inflicted.( thankfully as horse then displays natural coltish instincts).

Which of the following scenarios would then play itself out:
1. Crowd cheers...horses leave the parade ring...horse and jockey allowed to win the race. Most people are happy.

2.Stipes call off meeting. Another stipe appears on tellytrack, revealing footage in slow motion, justifying why meeting abandoned. Nico understands.

3.All stipes country-wide are subjected to tests for shit-for brains.

For sure nr. 3

no 2 is partially correct. The real reason the meeting is abandoned is because certain senior jockeys refuse to ride as the going in the parade ring is "unsafe"