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I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

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Re: Re: I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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So true!:D

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11 years 1 month ago
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And of course she must have free rein of the Platinum Credit Card:)-D

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11 years 1 month ago
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:D

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Re: Re: I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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Thanks Hibs. Now I know where I am going wrong!!

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Re: Re: I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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Ships Gossip Wrote:
> And of course she must have free rein of the
> Platinum Credit Card:)-D

That's the most important thing - how could this be forgoten

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Re: Re: I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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Neven777 Wrote:
> Ships Gossip Wrote:
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> > And of course she must have free rein of the
> > Platinum Credit Card:)-D
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> That's the most important thing - how could this
> be forgoten

Don't have one and still the wife and I married ten years tomorrow...it must be love :)

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11 years 1 month ago
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TNaicker Wrote:
> Neven777 Wrote:
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> > Ships Gossip Wrote:
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> > > And of course she must have free rein of the
> > > Platinum Credit Card:)-D
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> > That's the most important thing - how could
> this
> > be forgoten
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> Don't have one and still the wife and I married
> ten years tomorrow...it must be love :)

Happy Anniversary for tomorrow buddy :)-D

14th March this year was my 16th Anniversary

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11 years 1 month ago
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Neven777 Wrote:

> 14th March this year was my 16th Anniversary

Belated congratulations !!

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Re: Re: I get this

11 years 1 month ago
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Geez I get bored after a few weeks (:P)

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11 years 1 month ago
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hibernia Wrote:
> Geez I get bored after a few weeks (:P)

:D

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11 years 1 month ago
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hibernia Wrote:
> Geez I get bored after a few weeks (:P)

Some crimes are minor so the sentences are short...others, well...you do the crime, you do the time !!! :)

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