So very true

SCHOOL - 1970s vs 2016
Where we are now!

Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1970s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.
Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months.
School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

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Scenario :
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1970s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2016 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

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Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1970s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2016 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

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Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

1970s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, Passes exams & becomes a solicitor.

2016 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons.
Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

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Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

1970s - Wasps die.

2016- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an aeroplane again.

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Scenario :
Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

1970s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

2016 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator with a minor and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.

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Flashback, one Saturday pm 1974

While eating a sandwich Mac rides his bike down a hill, he slowly loses control veering into a gully and smashes into someone's driveway that bridges the gully. Mac's bike is stuffed and he is in shock. Who comes to the gate but Miss Touzelle - the mostest hottest teacher in our boys high school. She nurses me, tends to my shock and takes me home. I was the envy of my buddies who refused to believe it and whom were prying for more and more info.

How many bikes did u smash Mac?

I had a mate from Glasgow and if some horrible crime was committed he used to say " hanging is too good for these bastards, it's a good kick up the arse they need "

Yarre Chicken, could'nt there be a better ending for Johnny? :evil:
Something like "And he and Mary lived happily ever after? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or something like Johnnydidcomelately :lol: :lol:

Nice scenarios CnC and so true

Johnny is always the troublemaker ...that is always been the case

Neven777 wrote: Nice scenarios CnC and so true

Johnny is always the troublemaker ...that is always been the case

Too true :lol:

neigh wrote: Or something like Johnnydidcomelately :lol: :lol:

Johnny willie hoorie,hy bly innie :sick: