Xenophobia - some insight
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Xenophobia - some insight
16 years 11 months ago
A Nigerian, a Mozambican and a South African are sitting in a South African pub having a pint of beer.
The Nigerian grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins at the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts: "In Nigeria we have so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice."
The Mozambican then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and
says: "Heela, in Mozambique we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap, so we too, never drink out of the same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Nigerian and Mozambican and says to the barman:
"In South Africa we have so many Nigerians and Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice."
The Nigerian grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins at the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts: "In Nigeria we have so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice."
The Mozambican then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and
says: "Heela, in Mozambique we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap, so we too, never drink out of the same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Nigerian and Mozambican and says to the barman:
"In South Africa we have so many Nigerians and Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice."
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16 years 11 months ago
South Africa have been named as outright favourites to lift the 2010 World Cup.
Sapa reports that South Africa are the world's best at beating foreigners on home soil !
Sapa reports that South Africa are the world's best at beating foreigners on home soil !
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Re: Re: Xenophobia - some insight
12 years 11 months ago
A new word from our friends in ZIM
indigenisation In anthropological terms, to "indigenize" means to force local cultures to adopt another.
Zimbabwean Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai has dismissed Zanu-PF led indigenisation plans for banks and other key sectors, in a move set to deepen cracks in the country's already troubled unity government.
The country's indigenisation minister Saviour Kasukuwere last week gazetted a notice announcing that all foreign-owned banks and other sectors including privately-owned educational institutions would be grabbed in line with the controversial indigenisation laws.
Harare indigenisation focus turns to private schools
Hotels, private schools, sports facilities, engineering and construction companies, and the telecommunications and energy sectors will be expected to comply with rules on local ownership within a year
indigenisation In anthropological terms, to "indigenize" means to force local cultures to adopt another.
Zimbabwean Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai has dismissed Zanu-PF led indigenisation plans for banks and other key sectors, in a move set to deepen cracks in the country's already troubled unity government.
The country's indigenisation minister Saviour Kasukuwere last week gazetted a notice announcing that all foreign-owned banks and other sectors including privately-owned educational institutions would be grabbed in line with the controversial indigenisation laws.
Harare indigenisation focus turns to private schools
Hotels, private schools, sports facilities, engineering and construction companies, and the telecommunications and energy sectors will be expected to comply with rules on local ownership within a year
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