Blind Faith

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."

LOL - here is my version.


A blind rabbit and a blind tortoise meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The tortoise says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the tortoise.
He says, "Okay, you're hard, no hair or fur, no ears...... shit you're Nikki Lauda "

LMAO

A couple met at Margate during a December vacation and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you,Judy," Bill said, "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Judy said. "I'm a hooker."

"I can remedy that." he said beeming. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."