Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Durban , says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered".
The second, from Johannesburg , responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded".
The third surgeon, from Bloem, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order".
The fourth surgeon, from Pretoria chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers ... those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over".
But the fifth surgeon, from Cape Town , shut them all up when he
observed:
"You're all wrong. ANC Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable".
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