Yesterday all our troubles were so far away?

Can't help sharing this with you, but all our troubles could be over?

I stop at the robot and get a leaflet.

PROFESSOR DUNGA and ASSOCIATES.

Hailed as the Herbalist of the year, he is also astrologer.

He is a "specialist" in the following.

1. Read and tell ALL your problems to him, before you mention them to him.
2. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time.
3. Remove bad smells from home, businesses etc.
4. Ensure that promotion you have desired for a long time at work, or in your careers
5. Remove the black spot in your hand that keeps taking your money away
6. Find out why your not progressing in life and the solution
7. Introducing (Mulondox) blend for enlarging the penis in both length and girth of the tissue and muscle thus increasing the size. It naturally releases suspensory ligaments from the base of the testicles making it big and strong on a permanent basis with 100% erection capability.
8. Eliminate in-family fights between children and parents, in-laws, husband, wife and ensure piece and harmony in home.
9. Recover stolen property and trace the whereabouts of people that hurt you.
10. Attract customers to your business and turn your trade into a favourite among clients
11. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with mental disabilities
12. Guarantee that you are loved and trusted by your colleagues, husband, wife, in-laws, friends etc.
13. Quit alcohol, smoking, drugs using purely herbal therapies with no side effects
14. Get you married to that lover of your life in a short time and seal your marriage with eternal love and happiness.
15. Heal women problems of barreness, disturbing menstruation, abnormally long pregnancy etc.
16. Ensure that a single person gets a partner in the shortest time.
17. Bring supernatural luck into your life to win chance games like lotto, casino dice, black jack, machines etc.
18. Bring you to see your enemies and make demands on them using a mirror.

ALL THESE CHALLENGES CAN BE OVERCOME IN 5 DAYS! STOP SUFFERING IN SILENCE RUSH TO GET THAT HELP THAT YOU NEED, IF NOT YOU, DO IT FOR YOUR LOVED ONE.

CONFIDENTIALITY GUARANTEED.

Well I have booked 5-7 and 17 for the weekend and will keep you posted.

Contact details on request.

scotia (or should I say BIG scotia)

Is that the same Dunga who captained Brazil to win the 1994 world cup ?

Could be Dr Who? it would appear he has the magic touch, with a bit luck he will show me his trophy.

Cell number please

Tony, not sure he can save the Geordie's but

076 564 4392
012-361 1635

Newlands shopping centre

I am sure point number 7 would interest most of you men on the site.

Chicken and Chips are you a female??

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Toon I tried to get his cell no to but when you call it it says that he has stopped trading now as he's taken up the post of Newcastle manager any truth in that rumour?

Phumelela consulted him on number 10 so would not recommend

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Wow...Chicken n chips and lick my...lips!!!

mori dreaming as usual