Punter for sale

I am looking for a new bookmaker..

I play R1m per month..mainly tote bets..
the tote gives you 4% back per month on my R1m...R40k.pm ....R500K pa.
hence I am an asset..
if you could have 10 guys like me...R5m pa..from the tote..

all I need is a bookie that gives me a R500k facility, backed by a Guarantee from my attorney _ settlement 28 February of each year..

If I win more than R500k, he pays me the money more than R500k ea monthend..
if I go over the R500K, I must settle R250K to continue the agreement within 30 days..


table and 4 seats for my guests
free food and coldrinks/coffee...no dop..
TV screens within 6-8 meters to see tote win/places...
electricty for my laptop..
good manners...
daily account recon by email..

he is !@#$%^&*()_+|....
took the quartet turfontein race 10

2,6,7,14 boxed 10 times R240
2,6,7 float with field R288
paid R38,887.??

total R427k

he did not take it back on the tote..

now he has swine flu...symtoms = behave like one.....

never had free drinks and food..he added it to my betting account..

he is too small..
when I loose..its ok..we are friends..
when I win..its bad...then you shout at me..
I understand racing = DOG eats DOG...but dont pick a fight with a dog you cannot beat..

wants mugs punters that looses R50 on each bet...

and I take exception if a bookmaker has bad manners..
best I go somewhere else...before I loose my temper and behave like a pig..

Jeepers Andre are you missing sumthing in life mate..R1m on horses per month betting..I wouldnt be able to sleep!

I could help you Andre

thats with the table and 5 chairs as well as the coffee, electricity and good manners.

Cash back for punters..hmm wonder if it`s ever been done?

When i was more serious about poker i used to recieve a payment every month,(treated it as my wages)30% rake back,so all i had to do was break even and i had a gtd income...

Oscar..thats about R30k per day...

3 PA's at R2K each
1 jacpot at R2K
2 P6 at R3k each

then quartets and trifecta's each race...all UK and local meetings..
need to do something to keep my mind active..
ex IT guy...retired 2004..

growing cabbages now..
bought property..letting now..

work done by 11am each day..
racing from 12 to 6pm...

Andre , call MR Owen Heffer from Hollywood mate , he will take care of you !

CC

will take up your offer...install our own tote..R20k deposit only...
then we collect our R40k back each month...

Andre, I did not realise that you play UK. I wish that i could play quartets as I believe that I could win a good few of them everyday, and thats just playing around with 5-8 horses a race or even just 4 boxed or a banker with 4-6 behind.

Andre I take my hat off to you dude..that is amazing..the owners should be thanking you for the support and Phum should be giving you free access to all facilities you need.

Guys,

I do it out of boredom...
dont punt straight bets...

numbers game....
1ST 1 Pergamon Alter
2ND 3 Viking Lizzy
3RD 2 Al Caruso
4TH 8 Boom Boom Mancini (Zim)

QT 1-3-2-8 89.60

only 4 horses in the betting

1,2,3,8 box 10 times R240 returns R896.00
1,3 x 1,3 X 2,8 X 2,8 multiple 50 times R200 returns R4480.00


where can you get better odds...


1ST 6 Muito Rapido (Brz)
2ND 2 Nelson An Napoleon
2ND 3 Tara's Call
4TH 5 Fire 'n Ice


QT 6-2-3-5 319.70
QT 6-3-2-5 511.80

tipped the table a multiple
3,6 x 3,6 x 2,5 X 2,5 50 times R200 returns R25590.00

why play P6 or PA...


THIS ONE I MISSED..TIPPED 3,9 x 3,9 x 2,4 x 2,4 R200 50 times..


1ST 9 Summerley
2ND 3 Prima Donna
3RD 4 Eugenia Charles
4TH 1 News Item

QT 9-3-4-1 7224.50

50 times = R361,225.00....
just as well...the bookie would have shot us all....