Geroudis Banned For Ecstacy Use

Mr Hawaii

well bloody said

the problem lies herein..

are you aware how deep this drug problem goes...

estimated as a sample of the Randjesfontein parties..

40% of trainers
60% of jockeys..

grooms we all know..most smoke dagga

we left it for too long..its too late..

we will have the rehab team taking on frankie & friends

So is this why they are called jockEs. One thing for sure.. I been around the club scene with my mates never took my self.. But i know the ins and outs of pills.. Firstly kobus. There no why he gonna fall asleep after dropping some e. Secondly. For these small build jocks it must really hit them hard if its good catch.. And lets face it in ever major sport the all stars get busted for drugs.. Or booze why would it be any different in horseracing..
And i don't think it was for weight lose as much as it was for recreational use too.. You can't pop a pill and go sit in a sauna.. Thing with e is.. Hotter you get the stronger your rush.. And the come downs a b!Tch on those things apparently. If the guy wants to snack on a few scooby snacks its his problem.. The only downside is wat about the youngster jockeys... Do the swallow a handful of diet pills.? To keep weight down..

Caption comp entry 2.

Ya well you know mr lafferty.(licks lips) I was in the starting stall waiting for that MITSUBISHI to kick in when the horse(licks lips) turned to me and said.. "Yo alice! hold tight brother we going one way down the rabbit whole." wow paul.(licks lips). Your beard looks so shiny and colorful.. Roar like a lion for me.(licks lips)

doublejimmy you are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR toooooo freaking funny!!!!

giggling here like crazy!!!!!!!!


also must tell you - you talk about being sportman.... i have personally had HUGE jols with some of our very own ***************** {edited cos that was naughty ---- and i love going out with them.... great eye candy}.... its all about timing!!!

and dont get caught......

be careful possum don't start rumours

its the 2000's...

if the horses can get the needle..
why can't the jocks and trainers snort the lines..
the grooms are smoked up..
the punters take pills..
and the best is some of our own presenters...coke...not the drinking type???

things have changed..
remember during the time 89/90's..
went to visit my trainer at the stables..
only trained my 11 horses..
no one else was that stupid to give him horses...but me..
newmarket 11 am...
he, the trainer and a well known jockey at the time, sitting with their backs against the east side wall...
square cake tin...level with dagga...
so smoked up...did not recognise me at all...his only owner..


well, I got what I deserved...signed him up when I was pissed out of my mind..
so, who was I to report?
the jockey riding the work..seeing pigions..
the trainer so smoked up, he does not recognise his only owner..
the owner, so stupid to sign him up...

good one jimmy...excellant! when we get nr. 3 ?????

As per request. Caption 3: Dave Mollet: So johnny G tells us about the race.

Johnny: well mr mollet.. I was gonna jump first out of the stalls.. But i got hi.. Was gonna come in from the stand side but i got hi.. Was leading by the 400. But i got hi.. Oooh but i was hi yeah cuz i was hi..