Reality and Theory

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Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75509

A boy asks his father to explaint he difference between reality and theory

The father says
go ask your mother if "she would pomp the postman for £1 mil"
the boys does this and tells the father "mum said yes"
Now go ask your sister if she would "pomp the milkman for £1 mil"
the boys does this and tells the father "my sister says yes"

Now son
technically we are sitting on £2 million
realistically we are living with 2 sluts

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75513

Of course dad the hypocrite would pomp his secretary for nothing.

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

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ALL I CAN SAY IS.FRIGGIN WEALTHY POSTMAN HAHAHA

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75517

What was that movie with Demi Moore and Redford?

lol

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75518

Indecent Proposal

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75522

Thats the one, it only came right once, cant remember if Redford did?

Indecent Proposal

* 6-y-o (14Apr03 gr m)
* Pursuit Of Love (8.3f) — Impulsive Decision (IRE) (Nomination (7.4f))
* Trainer D R C Elsworth
* Owner Mrs M E Slade
* Breeder J G D Brocklehurst

one time winner!

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75527

Yeah nowhere near as good as Basic Instinct
That won quite a few including 2xGr1

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15 years 6 months ago

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Yes if I remember an excellent filly?

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

#75535

Yes she opened her legs and showed her class!

(with apologies to David Coleman, who actually said this about East German Katrin Krabbe while commentating on the Olympic 200m final)

"And Krabbe opens her legs and shows her class"

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

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Oh yes, scotia. VERY nice filly...if stark raving looney in that movie.

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Re: Re: Reality and Theory

15 years 6 months ago

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Wasn't Basic Instinct a sprinting colt trained by Johnnie Nicholson? (The eccentric trainer who always wore a fedora??)

I think we may have had a horse run against Basic Instinct....The only reason I remember!!

LOL

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