This is a Joke of a thread

Julius Malema !!!

What a joke

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When the rules change

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van der merwe is driving in his car & as he goes past the "mental hospital" one of his wheels come off. he stops, gets out and retrieves his wheel but alas the four wheel nuts are gone. while he is standing there scratching his head pondering what to do, an inmate in the hospital who saw what happened shouted to him " TAKE ONE NUT OFF EACH OF THE OTHER 3 WHEELS SO YOU CAN PUT THAT WHEEL ON & DRIVE TO THE NEAREST GARAGE". as van der merwe looked up to see who was shouting at him he saw that its was a guy leaning out the window of the mental hospital. so he shouted back to the guy " GEE THANKS GOOD IDEA - BY THE WAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? YOU DONT SEEM TO BELONG THERE! the inmate replies " HEY I MAY BE MAD BUT IM NOT FCUKING STUPID!!!!!

Charlie (THE MAN) Sheen

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Husband and Wife agreed that when they need sex they will call it ''PHONE CALL''
-One day the Husband asked his son to tell his mom he wants to make a phone call
*Wife: Tell your dad there's no network...

...*Husband: Tell your mom since there is no network, i'll go to the public phones...


*Wife: Tell your dad if he dares go to the public phone, I will open a call center here at home….

A Wee Glasgow guy takes his Girlfriend home for the first time, He says this is Amanda, His Father jumps up and says a fecking what?

Two fat guys in a pub ,first guy says 'your round'

Second guy days ' so are you '

The woman across the road had the police round to report the fact someone's been stealing her underwear off the washing line... I just about shit her pants!

For Ard Matthews

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Excellent Gordo, it is amazing how quickly they come up with this.

Nando's are always on the ball!

excellent by nandos... too sharp they are...lol....(tu)